【键盘侠】独行侠血虐快船|这么早就进入巅峰季后赛状态吗?

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[Post Game Thread] The Dallas Mavericks (1-2) defeat the Los Angeles Clippers (2-1) 124-73. Luka Doncic with 24 points, 9 rebounds, and 8 assists and a steal in the blowout win.

【赛后帖】达拉斯独行侠今日在客场以124-73狂胜洛杉矶快船。

东契奇24分9篮板8助攻,理查德森21分3篮板2助攻,小哈达威18分5篮板2抢断,史密斯8分,斯坦9分6篮板,布伦森11分2篮板3助攻;乔治15分2篮板4助攻,祖巴茨10分2篮板,伊巴卡13分9篮板,肯纳德7分2篮板。

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[–]Lakers Woronoa_Woro 165 指標 5小時前

Lmaoooooooooo

湖人球迷:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Raptors Muglah 298 指標 5小時前

Today is a good day.

猛龙球迷:今天是个好日子

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant ElKapitanFlash 17 指標 5小時前

What a disgrace to staples center

湖人球迷:这是斯台普斯的耻辱!

[–]Raptors MMPride 11 指標 3小時前

The Clippers are honestly real bros, whenever we're feeling bad they go and make us feel better with how bad they play lmao

It is indeed a good day.

猛龙球迷:快船还真是一帮实在人,只要你心里不自在了,他们就能通过拉胯来整活让你开心起来,哈哈哈

这确实是个好日子。

[–]Lakers zaytlimu 16 指標 5小時前

i really didnt think the clippers would be able to do anything more embarrassing than blowing a 3-1 lead but here we are

湖人球迷:之前我还真觉得快船往后再干不出比3-1领先掉链子更丢人的事儿,现在看来是我错了。

[–]Clippers eercelik21 57 指標 5小時前

i can’t believe what i’m seeing

快船球迷:我都不敢相信自己的眼睛

[–]Trail Blazers ajmcgill 5268 指標 3小時前23

The Mavericks could've scored 0 points in the 2nd half and they still would've won

开拓者球迷:哪怕独行侠下半场挂蛋他们也还是能赢。

[–]Warriors Enzoben10 64 指標 4小時前

That was just utter domination from start to finish.

勇士球迷:从头到尾的绝对统治。

[–]Buffalo Braves watercraker 18 指標 3小時前

Mavs could have not turned up for the second half and they would have still won.

独行侠球员下半场不出场也能赢啊

[–]Mavericks mendelsin 645 指標 4小時前

The Mavericks scored 77 in the first half. They literally could’ve not scored at all in the second half and they still would’ve won.

独行侠球迷:我侠上半场就拿了77分。下半场确实是一分不拿都能赢球。

[–]maverickhistorian 306 指標 4小時前

77 is a cool number

77是个好数字啊。

[–]Mavericks UnPhayzable 127 指標 4小時前

Luka chose well

独行侠球迷:东契奇选得好啊

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 67 指標 3小時前

[Serious] Are the Mavericks allowed to retire the #77 while Luka is still an active player?

王治郅球迷:【严肃脸】虽说东契奇还没退役,可是我侠能把77号先退役了吗?

[–]Mavericks Mr-Sister-Fister21 168 指標 3小時前

And this was all without KP!! Like wtf??

独行侠球迷:我们这场还没有铂金哦!!!快船玩毛啊??

[–]Washington Bullets Threshorfeed 93 指標 3小時前

Jrich was a really good pickup lol

理查德森这笔买卖做得真好,哈哈哈

[–]Warriors coatesishere 1496 指標 3小時前

Thanks to the Dallas Mavericks for giving the Clippers the full GS Warriors experience all in one half

勇士球迷:感谢独行侠让快船用半场的时间彻底体验了一把我勇的快感←_←

[–]Warriors kurmutziku 25 指標 5小時前

At least the Warriors didn’t lose by 50 lol

勇士球迷:我勇至少没被虐过50分啊,哈哈哈

[–]Warriors splinternz 16 指標 4小時前

Clippers fans laughing at the Dubs big losses 2 games in now like “it’s only the third game of the season, gotta give it time” lmao

勇士球迷:我勇之前两场溃败时船蜜还笑呢,现在天道好轮回,他们就说“这才赛季第三场,慢慢来嘛”,哈哈哈哈哈

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 1090 指標 3小時前

Clippers shot 4/33 from 3 lol

王治郅球迷:快船三分33中4哦,嘿嘿

[–][LAL] Shannon Brown thelamb710 27 指標 4小時前

At some point... you just need to stop shooting them.

湖人球迷:都这份上了……干嘛非得投个不停呢。

[–]Nuggets Guardax 429 指標 3小時前

Where the hell was this on Christmas

掘金球迷:特么圣诞那天咋不见快船这么打啊!

[–]Catwhisper3000 194 指標 3小時前

Honestly the answer is Kawhi. The team simply plays way harder when he's on the court compared to games where its just PG. Not saying having Kawhi would have caused a 50+ point swing, but I imagine the Clippers would have at least showed up to play if he was there.

其实答案就是小卡。小卡在的时候,快船打得确实是拼命得多,要是只有乔治,那就另一个画风了。倒不是说小卡能改变50多分的分差,可我觉着要是小卡今天能打的话,至少快船众将不敢怠慢。

[–]HornetsThat1GuyYouKnow1 35 指標 5小時前

Kawhi just sitting at home thinking about where he’s going to play next season

黄蜂球迷:小卡这会儿坐在家里考虑下赛季去哪儿打球呢

[–]Nuggets neutronicus 54 指標 2小時前

PG sees those "good luck forcing a trade after I ditch your ass" eyes

掘金球迷:乔治看到了小卡那种“我甩了你们之后你跑路时自求多福”的眼神。

[–]Lakers RickySuela 16 指標 3小時前

Just a preview of what they'll look like next year after Kawhi leaves to sign elsewhere.

湖人球迷:从这场比赛多少能看出点儿,小卡下赛季离开之后快船的样子。

[–]Clippers _massaiwalker 22 指標 4小時前

Where’s Kawhi gonna go? He’s been trying to get to LA for years. This is where he wants to be. Don’t overact to one game

快船球迷:小卡能去哪儿呢?他这么多年一直都想来洛杉矶打球。这就是他想待的地方。不必对一场比赛小题大做。

[–]HephaestusClangBang 9 指標 3小時前

It’s one thing to lose at home without Kawhi.

It’s an entirely different thing to lose by 51 at home without Kawhi.

Y’all should be a little concerned.

主场没小卡输球,这是一码事。

可你没小卡在主场还输了51分,这又是一码事。

你们应该担心咯。

[–]Mavericks lost_in_trepidation 62 指標 5小時前

Why don't they just fire Doc Rivers?

独行侠球迷:快船干嘛不干脆把里弗斯炒掉算了呢?

[–]WayOff_P47 指標 5小時前

They need to get rid of Trezz he's the problem

他们得甩掉哈雷尔啊,他才是问题所在。

[–]Lakers BurninCrab 7 指標 2小時前

Yeah can't believe Trezz didn't defend anyone that game

湖人球迷:是啊,哈雷尔这场比赛居然一个人都没防。

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[–]Suns ThomB96 94 指標 5小時前

This is why Luke Kennard got paid the big bucks...

太阳球迷:难怪肯纳德能拿这么高的薪水……

[–]Lakers RickySuela 9 指標 3小時前

They swapped in L. Kennard for K. Leonard today and you barely noticed a difference.

湖人球迷:他们今天把K-莱昂纳德换成了L-肯纳德,几乎没啥区别啊。

[–]Raptors YellowExpresso 21 指標 4小時前

I don't know what's more gruesome: Ibaka's elbow to Kawhi's face, or this.

猛龙球迷:我也不知道哪个更残暴:伊巴卡肘击小卡面部还是这场比赛呢?

[–]Gran Destino _Elder_ 83 指標 4小時前

r/nba is eating good tonight.

大家今晚吃顿好的啊

[–]Raptors viking_machina 22 指標 3小時前

This should count as 2 wins

猛龙球迷:这场比赛应该算作两场胜利。

[–][PHI] Allen Iverson EuroStep0 1227 指標 4小時前

looks like somebody told Clippers it is playoffs game

76人球迷:赛前是不是有人跟快船说这场是季后赛啊?(¬◡¬)

[–]DirkNowitzki sWife 160 指標 4小時前

That was Porn for me.

我就跟看毛片一样。

[–]Thundermoneybooy 340 指標 4小時前

Skip Bayless on suicide watch

雷霆球迷:Skip(知名詹黑+船吹)要自闭了。

[–]MasterpieceEnough544 175 指標 4小時前

He turned this into a kawhi compliment

他拐着弯儿地夸起了小卡。

[–]Lakers PM_ME_UR__UPVOTE 41 指標 4小時前

LeBrons teams have never been 50 down at half time when he misses a game. Kawhi clearly is the better player. - skip

湖人球迷:skip:詹姆斯缺战的时候,他的球队从未半场落后过50分。所以说小卡显然更强。

[–]Pacers NotoriusNC 90 指標 4小時前

This just proves that Kawhi is worth 50+ points to the clippers.

步行者球迷:这恰恰证明小卡对快船而言值50多分←_←

[–]Blakk_exe 53 指標 4小時前

How is this even possible at an NBA level? I understand it for a high school game because those players aren’t super curated. But these are guys on the highest level of basketball with contracts. Insane.

这种比赛怎么会出现在NBA这种级别的赛事里?你要说是高中比赛我还能理解,毕竟很多人也就是凑个热闹。可快船这帮人是拿着职业合同在打最高级别赛事啊。太没节操了。

[–]Mavericks StrangeWriter 9 指標 3小時前

Well, if you consider the hundreds of thousands of NBA games that have been played, a 50 point halftime deficit was eventually going to happen. The crazy thing is that it happened to a “contender”.

独行侠球迷:你得这么想啊,NBA赛事已经打过成千上万场了,半场输50分这种场面迟早会出现。最扯的是,这居然发生在一支“争冠”球队身上。

[–]Nets Anxiety-Minimum 39 指標 3小時前

Never underestimate the Clippers' ability to disappoint.

篮网球迷:永远不要低估快船让人失望的能力。

[–]Lakers RickySuela 26 指標 3小時前

Who's disappointed? This is a Christmas miracle

湖人球迷:谁失望哦?这可是圣诞奇迹!

[–][TOR] Pascal Siakam jackie_chans_nose 30 指標 4小時前

Dallas took out starters before the end of the 3rd quarter. Just imagine the score if they were kept in. Ooof

开拓者球迷:达拉斯第三节还没完就撤下了首发,要是不这么早下呢……啧啧

[–]NBA jet_10 62 指標 4小時前

The Clippers fought back from nearing 60 down to end the game trailing only by 51 points, inspirational

快船从落后快60分一鼓作气追到只输51分啊,精神可嘉!

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[–]NBA PedosoKJ 60 指標 4小時前

Nice to see the Clippers in peak playoff mode this early into the season.

看到快船这么早就进入巅峰季后赛状态,真是舒服。

[–][MIA] Goran Dragić YouStillTakeDamage 508 指標 4小時前

Imagine this had been on Christmas.

热火球迷:要是这场比赛在圣诞打就好咯

[–]Rockets jaypizzlepizzle 275 指標 4小時前

a good portion of our country would have witnessed a brutal genocide on christmas

火箭球迷:那咱们国家好多人就会见证一场残酷的圣诞大屠杀。

[–][ATL] Mario West ATLjoe93 80 指標 3小時前

Relegation.

老鹰球迷:让他们降级就完事了。

[–]Knicks SpideyBoi98 30 指標 3小時前

Not even to the G-League

尼克斯球迷:连发展联盟都没份。

[–]Grizzlies otaitau 91 指標 4小時前

Dame was right. These boys is chumps.

灰熊球迷:利拉德说的没错啊,快船这帮人就是蠢蛋。

[–]NextMention20 90 指標 4小時前

This Clippers team baffles me. I get Kawhi was out, but no contending team should ever lose by 50 points in an NBA game. They were like this last year too. They would beat good teams and then get questionably blown out by others.

快船真把我搞糊涂了。小卡不在打得差我能理解,可你这支喊着要争冠的球队怎么能输50分呢。这操作就像上赛季。他们本该击败强队,结果反倒被别人干翻了。

[–]Kings luck_panda 39 指標 3小時前

Getting blown out by the kings twice. That was weird

国王球迷:还被我王打花过两次,真是诡异

[–]Bulls TheSufferingPariah 690 指標 4小時前

"I’m back with my trainer that I had my MVP season… I’m locked in. As locked in as you can be… I’m on motherfucker's asses."

Paul George, December 10, 2020.

公牛球迷:2020年12月10日,保罗-乔治:“我已再度和我MVP赛季(MVP排名第三)的训练师合作……我现在非常非常专注……我要打爆别人!”

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram xElectricW 141 指標 4小時前

It's still hilarious that his MVP season is him not even being the runner up lol

湖人球迷:笑死个人,哈哈哈,他说的MVP赛季里他甚至连个第二都不算。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 355 指標 4小時前

Paul George should wait till he wins to make quotes, dude always makes a quote and some terrible shit happens.

湖人球迷:乔治还是等到夺冠之后再放狠话吧,这货总是打自己脸。

[–]Lakers thelaziest998 53 指標 4小時前

Dude just keeps setting himself up for these shit storms.

湖人球迷:这货就是不断给自己挖坑然后往里跳。

[–]sersleepsalot1 19 指標 4小時前

Seriously. That dude does play well, but his mouth always betrays him. Talk all the trash in the world after you win the chip.

说真的,乔治这赛季打得还不错,可他这张嘴不受控制啊。夺冠之后再满世界喷垃圾话不好嘛

[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki bendidlake 12 指標 3小時前

He wasn’t even that bad, he was the only Clipper with a pulse that first half

独行侠球迷:他今天打得也没那么差,他是快船上半场唯一一个活人。

[–]Knicks Aktor56 35 指標 4小時前

Make fun of the clippers all you want but at the end of the day everybody on that roster has a ps5. Who’s the real winners here?

尼克斯球迷:你们想怎么嘲笑快船随意,反正他们人人都能拿到一台PS5。谁才是真正的赢家呢?

[–]Tampa Bay Raptors Raptors2017champs 65 指標 4小時前

The Clippers wanted to make history this season and they did

猛龙球迷:快船赛季前就说想创造历史,他们真做到了

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dongsquad420BlazeIt 329 指標 4小時前

Clippers built different this year

湖人球迷:快船这赛季面貌焕然一新啊。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 155 指標 5小時前

Spent all off-season talking about how motivated they are, how they gonna be different.

Well they weren’t wrong, they def did something historic

湖人球迷:整个休赛期都在说球队会如何充满动力,如何做出改变。好吧,他们也没说错,确实改写了历史。

[–]ChampiongodFlow 144 指標 4小時前

Doing the impossible. Breaking all the records. They bout to blow a 3-0 lead I can feel it.

专门挑战不可能,各种破纪录,可以预见他们要来一次3-0领先再翻船

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[–]svadrif 525 指標 4小時前

Honestly, this game was not as close as the score indicated

讲真,这场比赛的差距比比分还要大。

[–]jeremy9931 384 指標 4小時前

Really wasn't, Luka played 26 minutes. Had the starters ran their normal rotation, we may have actually seen 69.

还真是,东契奇就打了26分钟。要是首发都正常轮换的话,咱们也许真能看到69(¬◡¬)

[–]Mavericksgabrielscariot 44 指標 4小時前

and Jrich was HOT

独行侠球迷:理查德森很火辣哦

[–]kama54 73 指標 5小時前

Somebody on the Clippers sub really blamed the 12:30 start time for this deficit lmaooo it’s so easy to dislike this team

快船专区居然有人真把这场溃败怪到了12:30的比赛时间上了,哈哈哈哈,这队真是讨人嫌啊

[–]ASweet SaltySanchez 44 指標 5小時前

.... Im a clippers fan and even I think out of everything to scapegoat you choose the fuckin starting time is fuckin stupid. I swear supporting this team just gives you stockholm syndrome

……我是船蜜,各种甩锅手段都想过了,那货居然怪到特么比赛时间上?真特么憨批啊。粉上快船这队就是会让你出现斯德哥尔摩综合症。

[–]Heat devil_dog_0341 43 指標 5小時前

What was the worst loss under Doc's time?

热火球迷:快船在里弗斯手下输最惨是多少分?

[–]Lakers BeefyHamstrings 74 指標 5小時前*

46 points

144-98 at Golden State on January 28, 2017

湖人球迷:46.

2017年1月28日,98-144不敌金州勇士。

[–]Lakers RickySuela 28 指標 4小時前

It took Ty Lue only 3 games to break Doc's record when Doc had 8 years to set it? Yikes.

湖人球迷:卢这才来了三场就破了前任干8年留下的纪录啊?厉害!

[–]Heat Bakugoat- 於 4小時前 * 發表

Paul George said Clippers didn't celebrate Christmas with families until yesterday after playing in Denver. "I take full responsibility... Tough situation being on road on Christmas... I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas yesterday and that was the reason for a sluggish day."

热火球迷:乔治赛后表示:“我承担全部责任……圣诞大战去客场打很难受……但愿大家昨天圣诞都过得不错,这也是我们今天打得散漫的原因。”

[–]Lakers John_The_Reddit_Man 6 指標 5小時前

Today is the 27th Paul....

湖人球迷:椒啊,今天都27号了啊……

[–]Raptorsjps78 829 指標 4小時前

So he takes full responsibility but then blames Santa?

猛龙球迷:所以他这是自己承担全部责任然后算到圣诞老人头上?

[–]Supersonics Historical-Author-49 70 指標 3小時前

logically this implies that Paul George is Santa Claus

超音速球迷:逻辑上而言,这说明乔治就是圣诞老人。

[–]doctt 30 指標 5小時前

Wasn’t Mavs on the road even longer?

Every contenting team plays on Christmas Day. Exactly half of them are on the road

What a stupid excuse!

难道快船之前就不是打得客场吗?

每支争冠球队都参加了圣诞大战。有一半都是打客场。

他这理由真是蠢!

[–]SIXArts 61 指標 5小時前

Paul George after Clippers get whooped by the Jazz: "We didn't get to celebrate new years, tough being on the road during new year celebrations.

当初被爵士爆锤之后乔治说过:“我们没法去欢度新年,大家都在哈皮的时候我们还得打客场,这挺不容易的。”

[–]EricKillMongerz 208 指標 5小時前

Dude has an excuse for everything lol

这货干啥都能找到借口,哈哈哈哈

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 78 指標 5小時前

Loser’s mentality. It’s always something but it’s never just him

湖人球迷:输家心态。总是别的原因,从来不是自己。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durant Draintheshots 14 指標 4小時前

My god, this mans ability to place blame upon others and even concepts/holidays is incredibly amazing. I'm in tears now scrolling through the comments.

勇士球迷:天呐,这人甩锅的能力太出色了。我刷着评论已经热泪盈眶了

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry FLUSH_THE_TRUMP 194 指標 5小時前

First Doc, then Jesus... this man would blame his own mama for a loss

勇士球迷:先是怪里弗斯,这次是耶稣……这货下次输球怕是要怪他老娘了

[–]Lakers RickySuela 15 指標 3小時前

He's always getting shit on for good reason though, it's not like he's saying the right things and people still clown him, they're making fun of him for what he is saying.

湖人球迷:他老是被喷也是活该,还真不是他说啥好话了然后大家还抓着不放。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram HolyRomanPrince 15 指標 4小時前*

This dude will never take responsibility Ever. It's always this teenage mumble mouth double talk where they still find a way to slide an excuse in

湖人球迷:这货一辈子都不会承担责任的。总是像个小孩儿一样哔哔个没完还总会找借口。

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